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And those deck shoes you always wear? Would something in a tassel kill you? And for the love of God, invest in a leather jacket. Please. I know it will mean touching some of those precious millions in that trust fund your grandfather left you, but really, something NOT from the Gap would be good. That's all. That's all I ask. Just try to look good when you're imitating me. I have a reputation to uphold, you know. Max PS The neighbor left a number, but I lost it. fuller@thenyjournal. com> Subject: SOS Christ, Friedlander, she works for the NY JOURNAL????
You know how I found out? Do you? He TOLD me. He felt he was ready to reach the next level of intimacy with me (three guesses as to what level THAT is) and that in order to do so, he felt he had to make a clean breast of it. He says ever since it happened, he's been wracked with guilt and that none of it meant anything. God, what a putz. I can't believe I wasted three months of my life on him. Are there no decent men out there? I mean, besides Tony. I swear, Nadine, your boyfriend is the last good man on earth.
Com> Subject: Lunch and the Dog What am I supposed to do, Nadine? Let the poor thing sit in the apartment all day until he bursts? I know you aren't a dog person, but have some compassion. It's only until Mrs. Friedlander gets better. Mel PS This just in: Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee? On again. I swear it. His publicist just called. Apparently, she's dumped the surfer dude. I'm just glad for the kids, you know? Because that's what it's all about. com> Subject: It's only until Mrs. Friedlander gets better And when is THAT going to be?
Boy Crazy! 2 The Boy Next Door by Meg Cabot